See this kid? Yes, the cute one in blue. Today he took over and decided he was the boss of me. Sure he’s only 4 months old, and cannot walk, talk, or use the toilet. It doesn’t matter. He’s in control, and he would like to be held 24 hours a day thank you very much. Don’t even attempt to put him down, no not for even 1 second. He seems to think I should do nothing except attend to his needs. I mean really, the nerve of me needing to even clean his spit-up off of the floor. He would rather I leave it and play with him. Those other kids that live with us? They can fend for themselves. They don’t need clean clothes, help with homework, or dinner. After all the world does revolve around him. Yes, he is one demanding boss.
